Extraordinary Amounts of Life
Julian. 18. Certified dream chaser.
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when ur mom starts yelling at u to do something only 2 find out u already did that shit! 


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sext: r u nakey

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how the pussy should be eaten:

  • like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
  • like the key to happiness is buried in there.
  • like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
  • like they heard the fountain of youth was in there. 
  • like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.  
  • like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.

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I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

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who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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