Extraordinary Amounts of Life

What a time to be alive.

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splders:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”

IM SO ANGRY

(via beyoncebeytwice)

lohanthony:

hopefromthebottom:

letalltheearthrejoice:

lovelyforgottenmessage:

disneyforeveramen:

Someday you guys might thank me for this.

im sobbing

you can pretend all you want but yOU KNOW THAT YOU SHIPPED IT SO HARD

SO MANY TEARS

NONONONONONO

(Source: charlottielabuff, via a-w-k-w-a-r-d-l-y)

cunt-punching:

"see you next year"

shut the fuck up

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(Source: sophrohsyne, via jesdaniels)

Things to do today:
1) Breathe in.
2) Breathe out.

koalatea:

me accepting compliments

  • "omg thank you"
  • "aw thank you"
  • "omg ily"
  • "ily omg"
  • "aw thank you omg ily"

(Source: koalatea, via fake-mermaid)

gnarly:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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